There are three types of people in the world: musicians, frustrated musicians and really boring people.
Most of us here at Stuff fall into the middle category, obviously. We love listening to music, love going to gigs and love a bit of karaoke after a few too many beers. But can we actually play anything musical? Well no, not unless you count Guitar Hero.
But as part of a general drive to better ourselves in 2015, we decided that had to change. So from instrument-building projects to the best music-making apps, here are five ways to make yourself a musical genius.
Build it: Korg MS-20 Kit
■ Put back your saucepan drumkit and homemade maracas, because this is a serious DIY musical instrument. The Korg MS-20 Kit contains everything you need to make your own synth, plus it all just screws or fits together, so there’s no need to break out the soldering iron.
■ This isn’t some cheap, licensed re-issue either: the Korg engineers who worked on the original have made sure that, once assembled, the MS-20 Kit sounds exactly like the 1978 analogue synth it’s based on. Even the packaging and manual are the same as they were back then.
■ Early MS-20s were known for their distinctive distortion, while later ones had a different filter that mellowed the sound. The MS-20 Kit comes with both types of VCF circuit, so you can choose how you’d like it to sound. It’s just a case of moving a pin on one of the circuit boards.
■ OK, so the MS-20 Kit isn’t exactly the same as the original. There’s MIDI in and a USB connection, which means you can connect it to a computer and use a sequencer to play it. If you’d done that in 1978 your bandmates would’ve thought you were a time traveller.
Project #1 (medium): Loog Guitar
1. Build your guitarThe Loog might be a guitar aimed at kids, but that doesn’t mean it’s just a children’s guitar. It comes in bits but all you need to put it together is a Phillips screwdriver and about 15 minutes. With only half the strings of a normal guitar it’s supposed to make picking up the basics approximately half as difficult.
2. Size it upEven though there are only three strings, the principles of playing it are no different to a full-size axe. The strings are tuned to the same notes as the first three on a six-string: G, B and E. That means you can use normal tablature to learn chords, and what you pick up can still be applied when you make the step up.
3. Here comes the hard partThe Loog has Guitar Hero-style coloured blobs on the neck to help position your fingers, plus there are seven video lessons available on the company’s website that take in the basic principles of playing it, stringing it and tuning it. If you’d rather not watch them in front of your PC you can pay US$9 (RM33) to download them.
Project #2 (hard): Rocksmith 60-Day Challenge
1. The time has comeIt was only a matter of time before somebody combined Guitar Hero with a fully-stringed axe – this is Rocksmith. It’s now available on Xbox One and PS4, with a special Real Tone USB cable that plugs into any standard electric guitar, or you can buy a bundle that includes an Epiphone Les Paul. Not bad for a computer game.
2. Got a spare 60 hours?Rocksmith breaks down songs and separates out parts to make them easier to play. Like Guitar Hero, it knows when you hit the right note in time, so as you get better it throws tougher sequences at you. Ubisoft reckons it’ll take you from total n00b to bonafide guitarist in just two months, provided you put in a decent hour a day.
3. Tips and tricksIt might take you more than 60 days to get there but Rocksmith has plenty of techniques to keep you coming back when you’ve nailed the basics. Just because you can buzz your way through Blitzkrieg Bop doesn’t mean you can pull off hammer-ons, pinch harmonics and two-hand tapping. Those will take a bit more practice.
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