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The mini retro game console revivals we’d all love to see

SNES? C64? Pfft. Old news. We want a tiny Sega Dreamcast, N64, PS2 and BBC Micro under our telly, STAT

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When Nintendo resurrected the NES in shrunken form, it had no idea what it had unleashed. Frantic shoppers punched each-other’s teeth out for a chance to own the diminutive retro game console and make their thumbs ache reacquainting themselves with Super Mario Bros. and Mega Man 2.

The SNES soon followed, and others have got in on the act: a tiny Mega Drive, a little PlayStation, and dinky takes on the C64, Amiga and Atari 400/800.

But these love letters to gaming’s past are so small that there’s still loads of room under our telly. So Stuff demands to see the following retro game consoles (as zapped by shrink-ray) before Santa shows up drunk in December. And, no, one of them isn’t the Amstrad CPC Mini. We’re not masochists.

The Sega Dreamcast Mini

Sega Dreamcast retro game console

Sega’s final console was such a commercial flop that the company stumbled backwards on to a massive spike, discharged all of its golden rings into the air, and pretty much gave up on hardware entirely.

The thing is, the Dreamcast mostly failed because people are massive idiots and couldn’t appreciate the majesty of an arcade at home. But imagine it now, as a 70-quid mini retro game console, plugging into your telly and giving you an instant fix of Crazy Taxi, Jet Set Radio, and Virtual Tennis. Nuts to the Mega Drive Mini, Sega – we want this.

The Nintendo Classic Mini: N64

N64 retro game console

Late 2016: a tiny NES. Late 2017: a tiny SNES. Clearly, a tiny N64 is the obvious follow-up – which means it almost certainly won’t happen. After all, the big N has already had seven years and seems keener on virtual consoles these days.

But imagine if we did get a mini N64: Super Mario 64; Mario Tennis; 1080° Snowboarding; Perfect Dark; The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time; quite a lot of digital fog.

Sure, the PlayStation had the cool factor during that generation of consoles, but we’d sooner belt along with F-Zero X than have to nurse yet another twitchy Wipeout ship home.

The BBC Micro Mini

BBC Micro

As British as a suspicious sausage sitting next to a pile of pulverised potato, the BBC Micro was the computer you ended up with when the bloke in the shop convinced your parents it was educational, because all the schools had one.

Thing is, the Beeb also had Elite. And while it lagged behind 8-bit rivals for other mega-hits, a mini retro game console take could be a cracker if bundled with titles like ExileChuckie EggThrustStryker’s RunRepton and, er, Granny’s Garden. (Cue: school break flashbacks from thousands of 40-something Brits. Sorry.)

The Sony PlayStation 2 Classic

PS2 retro game console

Before you get all angry and attack Stuff HQ with specially sharpened ZX81s, by any measure the PS2 is now retro. It came out a mere 16 months after the Dreamcast. More time’s past since the PS2’s release than the gap between its debut and that of the Atari 2600

Feeling old now? Don’t blame us. Instead, think of the games. Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasShadow Of The ColossusResident Evil 4Gran Turismo 4Tekken 5God of WarKatamari DamacyOutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast. A licensing nightmare, to be sure. But a plug-and-play dream if it existed in the real world.

The Nintendo Classic Mini: Game Boy

Game Boy

We’ve already sort of had this one in the shape of the Game Boy Micro, a handheld console so small that you could conceivably lose one down the back of an atom. But that tiny device still required you to shove cartridges into it like some kind of barbarian.

So we want a miniature Game Boy that’s absurdly thin, which can perhaps be shoved into a wallet, and yet that’s packed full of amazing games. Short of that, Nintendo might consider releasing a Game Boy app for Android and iOS. And pigs might soar across the sky.

Oh well. At least Delta exists, eh?

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I’m a regular contributor to Stuff magazine and Stuff.tv, covering apps, games, Apple kit, Android, Lego, retro gaming and other interesting oddities. I also pen opinion pieces when the editor lets me, getting all serious about accessibility and predicting when sentient AI smart cookware will take over the world, in a terrifying mix of Bake Off and Terminator.

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