Every so often, our DIY skills are called upon to perform inhuman feats. Armed with nothing but a screwdriver, a roll of duct tape and a dangerous level of false confidence, we set to work.
Whilst self-taught construction skills almost inevitably create a larger problem than the one we intended to fix, there's little more fulfilling than the fine-fingered formation of avant-garde furniture.
This smattering of gifts isn't for people like us. It's for those who mould wood into smooth works of art. For those who know that an olive ring isn't something you'd put on your pizza. For the DIY delectables that get the job done without needing a trip to A&E.
Wearing your hard hat? Good. Like the handiman helpfulness of the seven dwarves, it's off to work we go.