Are you kerazy enough to ride this madcap whatercycle?
Not that any of us could afford one, but pretending is fun, isn’t it?
Cars & bikes
Step away from the Dartz Prombron ‘Black Shark’ or risk electrocution
Megalomaniacs rejoice! The new monster SUV from Dartz is fast, bomb-proof and absolutely hates the paparazzi
The upcoming Trion Nemesis plans to eat Bugattis for breakfast
Crazy 2,000bhp Californian supercar may also devour a few Koenigseggs
Tech-heavy treats from this year’s Paris Motor Show
The most tantalising automotive gadgets and innovations from the annual French festival of metal
Lamborghini’s hybrid Asterion is a supercar with a sensible hat on
Hybrid power, comfortable seats and planet-saving credentials make this the most unlikely Lambo ever made
Kawasaki releases world’s most powerful production motorbike
Global intake of parental breath causes freak weather phenomenon; Athena poster shops to re-open
The Ducati-engined VW XL1 goes from frugal to fiery in 5.7 seconds
VW’s eco warrior receives a heart transplant
Fully Charged: Tesla’s teased “D” may be enhanced Model S, Roku adds screen mirroring, and watch a drone-shot volcanic eruption
Finish out the week with a smattering of news from around the tech world
Special edition Lexus NX gets the will.i.am tech treatment
Bumper-mounted camera system and bold bodykit are just some of the musician’s madcap additions
Pioneer NEX in-car systems now support Apple CarPlay
A free firmware update bring Apple’s iPhone integration four of Pioneer UK’s dashboard multimedia receivers
Fully Charged: Tesla teases Model D and more, Netflix seeking Instagram pros for film set snapshots, and the Angry Birds movie is really happening
All of the tech news you missed while sleeping, condensed and ready to read
