Tag Heuer teases our wrists with a mysterious Android Wear watch
Expect luxury, and a price tag to match

Expect luxury, and a price tag to match
Circle those calendars Android fans – it’s nearly party time
Money trees, however, remain an elusive dream
It’s as easy as one, two, cloud
We’re still blinded by Microsoft’s wonder-hinged Surface Book though
DSLR-like performance promised. Colour us very intrigued…
Warning: attempts to swallow may dislocate jaw and/or block airway passage
It also has its own gravitational field
Technophobic heathens, look away now
Ctrl + P your way to some fly footwear