Samsung’s new TV is a wall-mounted Magritte of a screen
Guaranteed to fool burglars. Unless they’re art thieves

Guaranteed to fool burglars. Unless they’re art thieves
And its price tag is appropriately whopping, too
Got room for a 77in screen in your front room?
Watch your stocks with eyes on stalks
Lots of channels and on-demand including Netflix… for no monthly fee
It’s one of the TVs you were, but weren’t, waiting for
It’ll cost more than a monthly multiplex membership, mind
They don’t call it the Wallpaper TV for nothing…