Shhh. We all know what day it is.
Let's just do our best to grind through all the nonsense as best we can. These things should help you escape from the cheap cards and red... fluffy stuff:
Watch Kevin Spacey strut his stuff
Spend it with Ellen Page. Sort of.
Naughty Dog is gifting fans with its first (and probably last) offering of downloadable content for The Last of Us. It's a prequel that follows the 'officially-not-Ellen-Page-but-practically-her-clone' Ellie and her friend Riley, before she's lost and Ellie meets up with Joel. Shooty action and a cracking story await.
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And now for something completely different
Pontypool is a 2008 low-budget zombie flick set on Valentine's Day. Hardly screams romance, does it? But there's nothing better than a horde of undead to kill off the last lingering remnants of soppy hearts, over-priced roses and cheap teddy bears. Intelligent, suspenseful, and an ideal way to cosy up under a blanket with someone. You rascal you.
Create a friend
We're not saying you're desperate, but if all else fails then your 3D printer could save the day by forging your very own Portal companion cube.
And if you don't have a 3D printer, have no fear. Just print this out, stick it together, and you're golden.
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