This is very much like a shaky, grainy and disappointing celebrity sex tape. Apparently. Only the plastic star of this leaked video is more exciting – the new Nintendo console: Project Café. The name refers to the console variously called the Wii 2, Wii HD, Nintendo Stream and Nintendo Feel. All we know for sure is it appears to look similar to the Wii in size and shape but features a new controller with a large screen in the centre. Sony has the PlayStation Move and Xbox has Kinect – is this Nintendo’s move to have the console with the most groundbreaking controller once again? Expect to find out at the E3 Nintendo unveiling on June 7. Meanwhile, check out our Wii 2 wish list.