Google held a big event today, as expected, and it showcased the Pixel 2 and Pixel 2 XL phones – again, just as expected.
What you might not have expected are wireless earbuds that translate 40 languages on the fly, or a really tiny Google Home – and also a very large Google Home, too.
Google's hardware event ran the gamut, from a high-end laptop to a tiny A.I. powered camera, but you don't need to put aside a few hours to get the full run-through.
It's all right here in our compact digest, and it'll take you no more than a few moments to read. Here's everything you need to know about from Google's gadget extravaganza.
1) The Pixel 2 XL is a stunner
Following the trend of the Samsung Galaxy S8 and LG G6, it features an extra-tall 18:9 display that takes up nearly the full face of the phone – it's a flat Quad HD display like the G6 (with rounded edges), with bezel all around, but some slight curviness to the look. The two-tone look is a lot sleeker on the back, as well, even if the phone doesn't have the same kind of pop as the Galaxy S8.
You'll find a Snapdragon 835 inside with 4GB RAM, water resistance this time around (finally), 64GB and 128GB storage options (but no microSD support), and a 12.2MP back camera that promises to be even smarter and more impressive than last year's. The asking price? A hearty £799 or £899, depending on storage choice. It'll hit stores on 15 November.
2) The Pixel 2 is… less stunning
Apple's mantra with the iPhone 8 was pretty much just sticking with what worked before, and Google is all about that with the standard-sized Pixel 2. More or less, it follows the mold of the previous phone, which was just a hair underwhelming last year.
It still has a 5in AMOLED display at 1080p, but doesn't see the same kind of all-screen redesign as the Pixel 2 XL. In fact, it packs a ton of bezel on the top and bottom, albeit now with front-facing stereo speakers. Water resistance is new, thankfully, and otherwise the specs look the same as the Pixel 2 XL.
The one big upgrade from the old Pixel, which is also in the Pixel 2 XL, are the touch-sensitive Active Edge sides, which let you squeeze to pull up the Google Assistant. But there's an omission, too: the headphone jack is gone from both Pixel 2 devices. Welp. We'll see the Pixel 2 sooner: on 19 October at £629 for the 64GB model and £729 for 128GB.
3) The Home Mini is simply adorable
It puts the full power of the Google Assistant into a much, much smaller package: a fuzzy, button-like disc. It has a few LED lights on top that double as touch buttons for adjusting volume and such, but otherwise it's meant to be hands-free: just ask and the Assistant will assist. It's priced at just £49 and due out on 19 October. This might be an essential stocking stuffer for Christmas.
4) Google Home Max goes big
The Max is Google's ultra-premium version, and it's a big, hearty speaker with dual 4.5" woofers, custom tweeters, and the right composition to keep the sound clear and stunning, the company claims. You can lay it flat or put it up vertically, and the speaker can automatically adjust the sound to fit the kind of space it's in thanks to the AI-powered Smart Sound feature.
You can even pair two of them wirelessly for proper stereo output, but it'll cost you: each one is priced at US$399, and there's already a waitlist for them. It's not coming to the UK just yet, either.
5) Google brought some Babelfish-style buds
Apple's got AirPods, and now Google has Pixel Buds. They're not exactly like Apple's untethered, free-floating earbuds, but they're similarly designed to be the on-the-go earphone of choice for your high-end smartphone.
The Pixel Buds are connected by what looks like a simple drawstring, and they last five hours on a charge, with the charging case holding additional charges (like the AirPods).
But there's a big, awesome upgrade here: real-time translation for 40 foreign languages via Google Translate. That sounds amazing. The Buds also have touch controls that let you tap and swipe to control your music away from your phone.
Google's Pixel Buds hit the UK on 22 November at £159, and they'll work with both Android and iOS phones, but the real-time translation will be exclusive to Android users.
6) The Pixelbook is no mere Chromebook
Technically, it is, we suppose: the Pixelbook is a Google-made laptop powered by ChromeOS. But this premium 4-in-1 shares little in common with the budget-minded Chromebook pack, which is why Google isn't giving it the same kind of branding.
And it's a beauty: it's a laptop when you need the keyboard and a tablet when you don't, measuring just 10mm thick, and it'll pack power with Intel Core i5 and i7 processors, up to 16GB RAM, and as much as 512GB storage. It also packs a Quad HD LCD multi-touch display, which you can sketch on using Google's new pressure-sensitive Pixelbook Pen (£99).
That all comes at a price, naturally: the 128GB model goes for £999 with the 256GB version at £1199, both available later this month. The 512GB version, meanwhile, will set you back £1699, and you'll have to wait 'til early December for that one.
7) Google Clips takes its own shots
Most of us have a pretty brilliant camera with us at all times thanks to our smartphone, but Google Clips is something else: it's an A.I.-powered, automatic camera designed to capture moments without any effort on your part.
It's a tiny little doohickey that can sit on a shelf or clip to your clothes, and it's trained to recognize familiar faces and capture what it believes to be interesting moments. In short: it's for parents and pet owners, which Google honestly said is the target market for this first edition. Both still photos and short clips are then saved to your Google Photos account.
This one's not quite ready for prime time: Google says it'll be available "soon" in the U.S. for US$249, but no UK release target has been announced. It'll work with Pixel phones, the Samsung Galaxy S7 and S8, and iPhone 6 and newer.
8) Daydream gets a wider view
Google's Daydream View VR headset was supposed to be phone-agnostic, supporting a wide array of handsets with Daydream software – yet Google just introduced a new one. And it's £20 more at £99.
Why? Well, it offers a wider field of vision, which should make VR experiences more immersive and expansive, plus the build looks a little smoother with a new kind of fabric exterior. Otherwise, it should act and feel much the same. It'll be out on 19 October.