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How Threads became part of a world where your job is to check 500 social media apps a day

Thumbs up. And up. And up and up and up. But because you’re scrolling – not because you like it

Too many social networks

Once there was Twitter and only Twitter. Well, and a little bit of Facebook, because Mark Zuckerberg’s gravitational pull is such that people can never completely leave his orbit. But mostly Twitter. And all was good.

Except it wasn’t, because Twitter was frequently awful. But it was nonetheless my go-to place online. For news. For chats with friends. For silly GIFs and cartoons and other creative stuff. For arguing with Sainsbury’s that, no, gluten-free bread shouldn’t be blue.

It was big and messy. But with the power of lists, I tamed Twitter. And I frittered away too many hours scrolling until my thumb and principles begged for mercy.

Then Elon Musk arrived.

A smashing time

Twitter goes ‘poof’
He Musked it right up.

Showing every ounce of his business acumen and ‘man of the people’ nous, Musk methodically set about destroying Twitter. That is if a ‘method’ is to blunder around in a drunken haze, randomly smashing things with a hammer.

Sensing what was to come, I and many others decamped to Mastodon. I’d had an account for a while, but not used it much. What I found was clunky but pleasant. People had actual conversations there.

But much of my circle never made it, having decided choosing a server was a step too far when signing up to a social network. Others drifted back to Twitter, the lack of immediate adoring crowds and the lure of the fight having them throw their integrity into a bin and dash back to Musk’s heaving bosom.

Massive twit

Dead Twitter
An ex-par— Twitter

Musk, though, wasn’t in a cuddling mood. He still had his hammer and turned up its dial to SUPER SMASH. He’d already fired thousands of staff and eradicated teams responsible for network safety and removing disinformation. He’d killed third-party Twitter apps and filled feeds with MAGA-esque blue ticks and Tories. He’d refused to pay bills, picked fights with news outlets and declared anyone to the political left of Ron DeSantis to be a a communist.

For an encore, he stated ‘cis’ was a slur when used on Twitter (but ignored those suffering from actual hate speech and threats). He made Tweetdeck worse and demanded people pay for it. He rate-limited Twitter, giving you error messages when you scrolled past a mere 600 tweets in a day. And he for a brief and bonkers period gated the entire site, at which point Google hit a big ‘delete from index’ button.

There was a mad scramble for lifeboats. Creative folks headed to Instagram. The Mastodon-curious elected to have another go. Entire communities flirted with Bluesky. Then Meta launched Threads, which mashed Twitter into a pile of influencers with a fork. With a heavy heart, you knew this was where many of your friends would stay.

Social net-not-working

Loads of Threads logos
Too many Threads. Or too many threads. Definitely one of those.

Let’s gaze into the future. While Threads rapidly grew in user count, its activity levels didn’t keep pace into late 2023 – because more rich white dudes started social networks to tempt people away. Shouty. Announce! Broadcast. Newsy. Hooked. Parp. And #JustMakeItStop. Even Tumblr had a resurgence. At which point, Twitter finally went bankrupt and was bought by a man with a suspicious moustache called Zark Muckerberg.

But it was too late. No one man could ‘own’ social because by 2024 it was too distributed. On the plus side, no single megalomaniac can now destroy the fabric of social networking. The counterpoint is most people’s full-time ‘job’ has become checking 500 social media feeds a day.

Still, Apple Vision Pro and swivel chair sales are through the roof, because you can spin around endlessly on the latter while using the former to gaze at countless virtual social network screens until you get dizzy, fall off your chair, crack your head on the floor, and hope the latest blow will finally bring you to your senses.

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I’m a regular contributor to Stuff magazine and Stuff.tv, covering apps, games, Apple kit, Android, Lego, retro gaming and other interesting oddities. I also pen opinion pieces when the editor lets me, getting all serious about accessibility and predicting when sentient AI smart cookware will take over the world, in a terrifying mix of Bake Off and Terminator.

Areas of expertise

Mobile apps and games, Macs, iOS and tvOS devices, Android, retro games, crowdfunding, design, how to fight off an enraged smart saucepan with a massive stick.

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