Vertu's £6750 Android phone gets you into all the best clubs

Stuff gets hands-on with the eye-wateringly expensive Signature Touch
Vertu Signature Touch

Vertu Signature Touch

Smartphone prices are on a downward trend – but it looks like no-one told Vertu.

The luxury phone company's latest flagship, the Vertu Signature Touch, is an eye-watering £6750 – but then, it's aimed at a very specific clientele. The sort who own oilfields and football teams.

This is the minimalist all-black model. Other options include purple lizard skin

This is the minimalist all-black model. Other options include purple lizard skin

Vertu Signature Touch

You can't afford anything in this picture.

Vertu Signature Touch

Accessories include a wireless charging pad wrapped in leather.

Historically, Vertu phones haven't offered top-tier specs to go with their top-dollar prices – last year's Constellation featured a 720p screen and decidedly mid-range innards. So we're pleased to report that the Signature Touch is at least competing on a level playing field with this year's flagships; you get a Qualcomm Snapdragon 2.3GHz processor, 2GB RAM, a 4.7in 1080p screen delivering 473ppi resolution, 64GB of memory, NFC, Qi wireless charging, a 13MP camera and a 2.1MP front snapper. For travelling types, you get 10 different bands of LTE, while the speakers are tuned by Bang & Olufsen, with Dolby Digital Plus virtual surround sound. It runs Android 4.4 KitKat. This is, in specs terms at least, a good phone.

The devil's in the details, of course; and there are a lot of details. The frame's milled from a single piece of titanium, while the whole screen is protected by sapphire crystal – the near-scratch-proof stuff that Apple pops over its Touch ID sensor. Round the back, it's wrapped in lizard skin or leather – where previous Vertus used automotive-grade leather, the Signature Touch gets "the kind of leather you'd find in luxury goods like handbags," according to Vertu head of product design Ignacio Germade.

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See? Purple lizard skin. Told you so.

See? Purple lizard skin. Told you so.

Vertu Signature Touch

Each phone's signed by the maker. So you can have them flogged if it breaks.

Vertu Signature Touch

Dolby sound processing for "Rich" sound. You couldn't make this up.

It's hefty in the hand, at 192g; the Signature Touch is meant to feel like a hand-built object. "The shapes are always reflecting either the material that's used or how the product was built. For us it's important to tell the story of how this was built by hand, by a single person, from beginning to end," says Germade. Visible screws and stitching on the leather ram the point home. 

The speakers are particularly impressive; the audio coming out of the phone could cheerfully go toe-to-toe with standalone Bluetooth speakers. The Dolby processing lets you pick from various different modes, including Game and (appropriately) Rich sound, tweaking the audio to suit.  

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That ruby button opens doors.

That ruby button opens doors.

Vertu Signature Touch

We like the way the light shifts on the clock face when you tilt the phone. Worth £6750? No.

Vertu Signature Touch

This is what you're really paying for.

Vertu Signature Touch

You could buy these eight phones, or a very nice car.

The UI is nicely pared-back; you get a mechanical-style watch face on the home screen (the light plays across it as you tilt the phone, which is rather swish), which displays your calendar appointments around its circumference. The core functions get minimalist icons for calling, music and so forth, while a row of black-and-white icons affords you access to the Vertu Life, Certainty and Concierge apps.

You can also get at Vertu's services by tapping a (real) ruby button on the side of the phone. Here's what you're really paying for; 24-hour access to your very own dedicated concierge – "of course, if they're awake" – plus entry to members' clubs and VIP events (should you have a burning desire to meet Katy Perry, you can).

More tellingly, there's also a full suite of security software including Silent Circle encrypted communications, Wi-Fi access via iPass and Kaspersky anti-theft and antivirus software. The one per cent have secrets to keep, clearly.

Vertu's also launching over-ear headphones to go with its phones

Vertu's also launching over-ear headphones to go with its phones

Effectively, then, what you're buying isn't an overpriced phone; it's a suite of services with a phone thrown in. Judging it on the hardware alone hardly seems fair, since no phone is worth over six grand – and not being globetrotting billionaire oligarchs, it's hard to say whether the services make up the difference for Vertu's very specific clientele.

One thing's for sure – the Signature Touch isn't going to make Vertu's sliver of market share expand. But then, they seem to like it that way.

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