Smartphones regularly deliver bad news. A sporting loss. A disappointing Tweet. An underwhelming hearts haul on your latest Instagram snap. Thing is, being blindsided by negativity is a sure way to ruin your avocado brunch. Fend off the off-key vibes with a quick squidge of this kitty. Resolutely stuck to the back of the smartphone case (£14.99), its tummy is begging for a rubbing – or a rolling, squashing, squishing and flicking. Ideal for fidgeters and the passive aggressive alike, and likely to go down a lot better than attempting to rub an actual cat’s tummy. This one is, after all, sans claws.