Kohler unveils £3900 miracle toilet

It would be easy to misinterpret this white, angular toilet for a sculptured bathroom ornament, especially with its £3900 price tag. The Kohler Numi's true purpose becomes apparent when its lid majestically opens, revealing a glittering pool devoted purely to disposing of one’s waste, in style.

Touchscreen controls provide music library access, while feet/seat heaters offer a respite from those harsh winter mornings. A retractable bidet with temperature and pulse settings, coupled with varying flush intensities finish off the experience in style. Once you’ve left for the office in your chauffeur-driven Rolls this beauty will even clean itself.