Honestly, there’s not a damn thing you can do with the haze. It’s here to stay, maybe for today, or even a few weeks.
We hear your collective sigh. Trust us, we feel your pain too. We’ve done all we can to arm and ready ourselves for the apocalypse. But Twitter is more forgiving, it’s a place where we’re finding solace in the humour of the situation we’re stuck in.
At least, our heads felt a lot less heavy and our spirits were lifted when we read these tweets. See more at #SGHaze.
— Mr. SGAG (@SGAG_SG) September 14, 2015
— Dom (@contrabandkarma) September 10, 2015
How to make smoked salmon in SG: place a slice of salmon outside your window. Wait for 10mins. #sghaze
— Xavier Lur (@xavierlur) September 7, 2015
I think the #SGHaze has gone beyond unhealthy levels, there's no pt giving numbers. The gauge should be "wah liao", "siao liao" or "die"
— Sanif Olek (@sanifoo) September 14, 2015
— So Singaporean (@SoSingaporean) September 14, 2015
why can't we increase the spin speed of the Singapore Flyer and use it as a fan to blow all this haze away? #sghaze
— Ali bin Abu (@integratedmalay) September 14, 2015
— mrbrown (@mrbrown) September 14, 2015
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@M2CTR) September 13, 2015
— Edvarcl Heng (@edvarcl) September 15, 2015
— Jizelle Dela Rosa (@superjizu) September 15, 2015