We would tell you how many days are left until Christmas, but we don't want to scare you. Actually, we will: it's only 2.
But don't worry: we're here to help by taking the pain and effort out of your seasonal shopping. In the linked articles, you'll find hundreds of inspired Christmas gift ideas, all just a click away. Whatever you're looking for, you're sure to find something for that certain special someone in your life. Particularly if that certain special someone is you.
Read on for guaranteed* Christmas day success.
*Christmas day success not actually guaranteed, just highly likely
10 Christmas gift ideas for Android fans
There are well over a billion Android users on the planet right now, but decent accessories for them remain harder to find than brain cells at a Donald Trump convention.
That doesn't mean there aren't any good ones of course - you just have to search harder than you do for iAccessories. And that's exactly what we've done for you.
23 Christmas gift ideas for Apple fans
We all know that certain someone who’s as good as fused to their favourite iAccessory. They’ll only put down Bejeweled on their iPhone to browse eBay on a Watch. Their iPad only gets a rest when they're busy salivating over the latest MacBook. Any contraption that comes out of Cupertino - no matter the price - they want it, need it and, probably, have it.
But, once one’s bought all the aluminium-skinned super-tech there is to buy, what’s left to slake a thirst for Apple-flavoured kit? The answer, of course, is to accessorise.
Whether cool cases or wireless charging wizardry, photographic add-ons or ‘Book-hugging mounts, we’ve collected the best in iExtras to compliment your cool-to-touch iOS tech. Enjoy.
16 Christmas gift ideas for fitness fanatics
Christmas might be the season of excess, but that's all the more reason to encourage some snowy sport sessions (or rainy runs, as the case may be).
Be it springy shoes or wrist-wrapping trackers, we've got the gifts stock full of fitness smarts to turn too much Turkey into rippling washboard abs.
OK, so we're not guaranteeing anything, but at least you'll look darn fine as you wheeze your way back to the sofa for another box set and slice of Yule log.
11 Christmas gift ideas for food lovers
Nothing quite satisfies a food lover like, well, food. And there isn't much better than a tasty turkey and a whole lot of wine.
But Christmas - sadly - comes just once a year. Once the food coma subsides and the final choccies are polished off, desolation and despondency ensue, leaving fans of all things edible with little to look forward to but leftovers. That's why we've compiled this list of the best gifts for those with an insatiable appetite - and it's delicious.
10 glorious gift ideas for gamers
There's no better way to escape the bedlam of a festive turkey disaster than to dive straight into the latest game.
Want to simulate a goat? You can. Fight post-apocalyptic zombies? You can. But, sometimes, thumb-mashing escapology just isn't enough - gamers need to accessorise, too, you know.
From the Xbox to the PlayStation to Nintendo classics, we've compiled the ultimate combo of gaming gear to help your square-eyed friend level up, no matter his console allegiance.
22 Christmas gift ideas for music lovers
They're the ear-obsessed friend that ensures the Christmas carols are played in lossless WAV format. They own Driving Home for Christmas on limited-edition, tinsel-rimmed vinyl. They refuse to watch anything unless it's broadcast in 7.1.
So, what do you buy for the audiophile who has everything - including a ceaseless taste for only the best? We've rounded up a selection of Christmas gift ideas for music lovers that'll have them rocking around the Christmas tree right through 'til New Year.