No, your eyes are not deceiving you. Well, they might be but that’s a case for an optician and not the reason this computer monitor is causing a stirring in your funny place.
A sexy monitor seems as unlikely as Christiano Ronaldo apologising or the next space probes getting to the edge of the solar system, bumping into a black felt curtain studded with huge lightbulbs and discovering that we’re all just part of a school science project in the land of the giants.
The 19in Asus PG191 has been developed for gamers, so there’s an ultra-fast 2ms response time to kill motion blur, an 800:1 contrast ratio and a 320cd/m2 brightness level for a clear, crisp picture at all times.
That curvaceous silver stem houses a 2.1 sound system so you can clearly hear the explosion that kills you and, as we’ve come to expect from Asus, there’s a built-in webcam – in this case, a 1.3megapixel fella.
The hotness doesn’t stop at that shiny stand and sound system, either, with a killer piano-black frame to edge your action.
Expect to pick up your PG191 for around £290 when it arrives later this month. And expect people to comment on your excellent taste.
Essentials Asus PG191
On sale: late July