With just 1GB of on-board storage it's not going to cater for your cross-channel crawl but it should be plenty of space for a Snoop Doggy paddle album or two.
Should your swimming be sub-aqua in nature it's waterproof down to 3 metres and the battery will stay afloat for 15 hours.
But what if a freak wave or playful porpoise knocks the buds from your neck? Don't fret, the uCan is a floater. Yeah yeah, once you've stopped sniggering, they're available to pre-order right now.
On sale: Pre-order now