We've been waiting since last March for HTC's teeny Vista machine to make it to the UK, but finally we've been told it'll be hitting online emporium Expansys on 19 February – alas, five days too late for Valentines.
Athough pocket-sized, it manages to cram in a 7in touchscreen and, most importantly for our sanity, a full QWERTY keyboard. Vista Business Edition is its OS of choice; it gets a bare minimum 1GB of memory as well as a more generous 30GB hard drive.
It packs HSDPA for data, but we're told it won't be up to making calls. Wi-Fi and Bluetooth go in for good measure.
It's also rumoured that the dinky UMPC will be coming to Orange's range of SPV re-badge jobs, complete with suitable livery, by next month. Until then though it's SIM-free only, for a hefty £885.
On sale: 19 February