If you steer your sledge in the direction of the Carphone Warehouse today, you'll find the Nokia 5800 XpressMusix a.k.a. Tube for free on a £15-a-month contract. For your 15 smackers you'll get unlimited any network texts and 100 anytime any network minutes.
It does, however, mean you'll be shackled to O2 for an eternity... well, 24 months, anyway.
Nokia 5800 XpressMusic Tube
Price: £free on contract
On sale: Now
Contact: Carphone Warehouse