What's this? A new MP3 player from the Far East? No, it's Toshiba's unique G450 mobile, freshly pegged for release by Orange.
Measuring just 16 teensy millimetres across and weighing a mere 57g, it's a USB stick with a mobile phone, HSDPA modem and MP3 player thrown in. You'll find it in fetching red (pictured), white or plain old black.
So when you're done yacking, you can pop it into your laptop's USB port, whack a few documents onto its 160MB memory, transfer a few more MP3s and hook up to high-speed broadband over its HSDPA connection.
That just leave the issue of that tiny OLED screen and bonkers keypad to contend with. Makes the Nokia 3650 look like a lesson in practicality.
On sale: TBA