Hands up for device-free phone calls

I'm so over the iPhone – who needs a touchscreen when you don't even need a phone? The HandSolo needs no charging, is completely waterproof and featur

The HandSolo needs no charging, is completely waterproof and features "high-five" call transfer.

I'd also like to see a slap function. Don't know what for exactly, but I'd like to see one anyway...

Of course, this is a spoof, but when a real HandSolo comes out, I want to be first in the queue...