Well, at last there are some tasty morsels to snack on. Archos has confirmed it's plotting a press event on 11 June over in France, with an invite in the same hue as our favourite Android (pictured up top).
Archos has alreadty said we're looking at a device measuring around 5in, with an insane 500GB of storage, HD playback, HSDPA and full Flash support.
With a spec sheet like that, and Archos' nailed on reputation for making you fork out extra for plug–ins, we're looking at a blockbuster SIM free price.
But with the new iPhone incoming, surely this would be the time for the French PMP lovers to step up to the plate and deliver a stunning blow to Apple's ambitions.
While you wait, take squizz at our exclusive hands–on video with the Archos 5G.