3G iPhone week – the Stuff.tv keynote drinking game

Steve Jobs’ keynotes. Lengthy, at times exhilarating, at times dull and always an opportunity to indulge in the British institution of the drink

Take a drink if...

Steve Jobs is rocking a turtleneck and a pair of high–waisted 501’s. This will get things started nicely.

Take a drink if...

El Jobs wheels out a raft of sales statistics about the iPhone. You should be well on the way within five minutes of the start.

Take a drink if...

Every time Steve mentions the iPhone. This should happen at least every sixty seconds, so may we suggest starting with some weak lager, before progressing onto the brandy.

Take a drink if...

The crowd goes absolutely berserk when Jobs reveals a truly basic feature that’s just come to the iPhone.Take a drink if...

Steve makes a subtle dig at competitors. With Samsung, LG and Nokia all readying their iPhone replies, expect plenty of mileage from this one.

Take two drinks if...

He announces the 3G iPhone. About time!

If he doesn’t...

Just drink all the booze you’ve got left at the end of the keynote and cry yourself to sleep.

Take two drinks if...

SJ introduces a MOR singer to play out the keynote. Anyone from KT Tunstall to John Meyer. And try not to feel bereft at his rubbish music taste.

So, be sure to print this out and head over to our live blog to read Tom Dunmore’s coverage from WWDC as it happens. Happy drinking!