"Something for the weekend, sir?" Well, Christmas, actually - but if it's grooming goodies that you're looking for, we've got the beardy details.
While not everyone in the Stuff office is blessed with a fullsome chin covering (some of us can but dream), we all know that there's nothing nicer than a body well-groomed.
Between scrubbing, shaving, trimming and moisturising, there's plenty of opportunity for some nifty gift selection.
Peruse the plethora of sharp-edged options below and you ought to find just the right blade for your bristle.
Oral-B Genius 9000 Toothbrush (RM1390)
We have smart phones, smart TVs and even smart toasters. All, though, pale in comparison to this toothbrush from Oral-B - a genius of oral hygeine. Literally: it's in the name.
As well as keeping your gnashers pearly white, it'll talk to your phone via the Oral-B app. Communicating via Bluetooth, it offers feedback on your brushing technique. Who needs a dentist?
DYSON Supersonic Hair Dryer (RM1799)
"Vacuum my hair? You've got to be joking!"
Well, it might work... Anyway, no, this isn't a glorified Hoover for your hair. Instead, having mastered the art of sucking air, Dyson has moved on to blowing it.
If you're sporting a seasonal mop to keep out the cold winter chill, the Supersonic's 110,000 RPM motor ought to do the drying job deftly indeed.
The Skarp Laser Razor (~RM1290)
Everyone loves a laser. Whether it's a Tom Cruise obstacle course or Blofeld's latest weapon, there's just something appealing about a dangerously toasty rod of light.
Now, you can channel the power of the laser to sear off those pesky body hairs. Successfully crowdfunded and schedueled for a December release, the Skarp banishes blunt blades in favour of laser smarts. Talk about a close shave.