He’s the direct opposite of what you’d imagine God to be - blasphemous, cynical, and pretty damn funny. The person behind the account is David Javerbaum, ex writer and producer for The Daily Show. It’s so popular that it’s even been spun off as a Broadway production. Unfortunately, he’s since closed the account due to his busy schedule, but his 10,100 tweet-strong feed is still worth a readthrough.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.
Parodies: If Trump’s hair could tweet, this is what it would say
Aside from his terrible opinions, Donald Trump is perhaps best known for his sorry excuse for a hairdo. He mostly retweets and comments on other people’s tweet so if you want to get some Trump-flavoured snark directed your way, you could always try tweeting him. The account’s been live since May 2009, but has since become more active thanks to the Trump joining the presidential race.
Parodies: Her Majesty, the Queen The Queen, uncensored.
She comments on current affairs and posts photos of her famous family members with not so familial sentiments. Also refers to herself as “One”. Worth following for the occasional giggle at the royal fam’s expense.
One goes to parties, sometimes until 4. It's hard to leave when one can't find the door.