We’ve already delivered the Stuff verdict on one of Apple's new MacBook Pros - and that verdict being it’s an absolutely brilliant laptop.
That was the entry-level version, too: the version that’s down on power, short of connections, and misses out on the headline-grabbing, Function button-replacing, contextual actions-adding sliver of OLED loveliness that is the Touch Bar.
Seeing as the version in front of us today combines all of the fantastic qualities of that entry-level model with all of those extra goodies, it’s also got to be a shoo-in for five stars, right?
Actually, it’s a little more complicated than that.
Apple MacBook Pro with Touch Bar design: the perfect portable computer
The Touch Bar-equipped 13in MacBook Pro is no larger or heavier than the entry-level version. That’s excellent, because the new MacBook Pro is a beautiful, and beautifully engineered, thing.
It’s small - smaller than a MacBook Air in fact - but terrifically dense, as if there’s not even a smidge of unused space inside it. That’s not to say it’s a heavy machine, because it’s actually also roughly the same weight as the MacBook Air: it just feels supremely solid. Like dark matter. Or The Rock.
Lift the lid and you’re greeted by the same huge trackpad and flat, gapless keyboard you’ll find on the entry-level model. Both are brilliant.
The keyboard uses a refined version of the butterfly mechanism first seen in the 12in MacBook - while the keys still have the same, minimal amount of travel, they feel as if they have more, and that’s crucial for typing satisfaction. It is, in fact, the most satisfying keyboard I’ve ever typed on.
There’s a clackiness to the keys that might wind up the person sitting next to you if they’re easily distracted, but to me the sound adds an extra degree of feedback. The larger keys also help cut down on typos and assists in touch-typing.
It made me a quicker, happier writer, and the hour I spent with an old MacBook Air while this review sample was being photographed was an unpleasant journey back to a time of tiny, weirdly spaced and spongy keys.
Beneath that fabulous keyboard is a trackpad so big it can probably be seen from the International Space Station. Its huge surface area allows for a great many multi-touch gesture controls. As ever with a new input method, you need to spend a little bit of time teaching yourself the new shortcuts, but put that effort in and you’ll find yourself spreading and pinching like a pro (no sniggering back there).
I felt the trackpad haptics in the entry-level MacBook Pro could do a better job of simulating clicks when you push on it, and I don't think this version hits the physical feedback sweet spot either. Still, I've adjusted so it now feels pretty natural, and it makes the trackpad on older Macs feel old-fashioned and imprecise by comparison.
A little more refinement and I think it could be as satisfying as the keyboard.
Apple MacBook Pro 13in: the Touch Bar
If you’ve somehow missed all the excitement/dismay [delete as applicable]; the Touch Bar is a long, thin OLED panel that replaces the row of function buttons that you’d find on any other MacBook. Instead, you get context-sensitive controls that change depending on what you’re currently doing onscreen.
Surfing Safari? The Touch Bar displays tiny versions of your stored favourites, or every tab you have open, letting you tap from page to page instantly.
In Photos, every snap is shown in miniscule form, so you can run your finger along the OLED strip to quickly flick through your entire gallery. Want to get editing? The Touch Bar has shortcuts for that, too.
It’s got iMessage and email smarts as well, bringing up a predictive text panel as you type and giving you quick access to a full catalogue of emoji that you can swipe through at your leisure.
Of course, the function buttons the Touch Bar replaces are all still there, too. When you’re on the desktop you’ll see the media controls, volume, brightness and all of that usual stuff represented as shining little icons, and when you open an app that has its own functionality, that “Control Strip” shrinks to four icons and an arrow for accessing the rest.
Best of all, you can customise the Touch Bar by choosing which functions it displays.
It’s a supremely cool thing, especially when it’s displaying a gallery of photos or some bright website icons. You’ll honestly be amazed at how colourful and sharp it is. It’s quick to use and relatively tactile, too, despite the surprising omission of haptic feedback.
The problem is that, at the moment, the Touch Bar just isn’t actually all that useful.
This is partly because app support is pretty limited right now. Naturally, all of Apple’s own apps have been updated with Touch Bar functionality, but third-party support isn’t very extensive yet.
Photoshop and Microsoft Office should support it soon, and that will undoubtedly be a big deal to a bunch of MacBook buyers. There’s (perhaps predictably) no word on Google support, though, which is a real blow to those of us who use Chrome and Drive every day.
Even once apps do start to offer Touch Bar shortcuts, there’s a question mark over who they’re for. Professional designers, photo editors and video producers already have every keyboard shortcut nailed to the extent that their fingers work in a blur of muscle memory. The Touch Bar is not going to speed things up for those folks.
There’s a far more compelling argument that the Touch Bar is actually for the non-pros; for those who don’t know a piece of software inside out.
When implemented well, it can put precisely the editing tool you need right under your fingertips, saving you from that modern day hell of having to browse every menu and sub-menu 14 times before you finally lay eyes on the obscurely named function you’re after.
You still need to train yourself to look to the Touch Bar for that icon, though, rather than focus your gaze on the screen - a habit that's going to be hard to break. I’ve little doubt that Touch Bar support will quickly grow, but right now it’s just not quite useful enough.
That wouldn’t be a problem if its addition came without sacrifice, but I have found battery life to be a little weaker on this Touch Bar-toting MacBook Pro than on the entry-level version, despite Apple’s claims that both variants will last for “up to 10 hours”.
There’s not a huge amount in it, but you can expect to get about an hour less Netflix streaming from this model than the more basic version, and that a working day without the power adapter can be that bit more touch-and-go as you get closer to clocking-off time.