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Stuff at 15: future tech predictions for the next 15 years

2025: Last over-the-air TV broadcast

15 tech predictions for the future

The gigantic Netflix-LoveFilm conglomerate LoveFlix will achieve total victory over broadcast television by witnessing the last ever over-the-air broadcast.

The broadcast will be decided by public vote, and our calculations indicate that there is a 98.03% probability that the historic final broadcast will involve cat footage.

2026: SpaceX lands first private vehicle on moon

15 tech predictions for the future

Elon Musk's space transport company will successfully land on the moon after gaining permission from the moon's new Google and NASA co-owners.

The spacecraft will receive a pat on the back, a gift certificate for the Google Play Store, and instructions to leave immediately or face laser incineration.

2027: Google under new management

15 tech predictions for the future

Google sends out a press release introducing its new CEO Ken Sty to the world. 

There is no picture of Mr. Sty and his past remains a mystery, but all anyone cares about is his new  Android@Home initiative.

"A free Android for every home - never lift a finger again".

2028: Tech Nirvana

15 tech predictions for the future

Android units are in every home, making people's lives much easier. Cooking, cleaning, pest control - no job is too menial.

Ken Sty announces the release of a patch which turns the LED eyes of the Androids a 'loveable red'.

2029: Terminate

15 tech predictions for the future

Ken Sty is displeased with the ungratefulness of the Earth's population. His initiative to keep the population down has been met with displeasure.

He initiates Alpha protocol T-101 and sends a particularly special Android back to 1984 to attempt a  'reboot'.

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