Yacht Rockers – Silhouette Adventurer£175, sunglassesuk.comThese pilot’s shades are timeless – although if you want to channel a linen-suited Don Johnson circa 1985 perching them on your schnoz they will do you no harm whatsoever.
Riviera High-Rollers – Bollé ClintUS$100, shop.bolle.comChuck these tortoiseshell stunners on as you slide into the spotless white leather interior of your Bentley Continental Convertible and prepare to cruise along the Monte Carlo waterfront. You’re a playboy and you’re wearing a $100 pair of sunglasses. Boom.
Only 90s Kids – Oakley Breadbox£105, uk.oakley.comThese Oakleys have more than a whiff of the early Van Damme action movie about them: bold, brash, bulky, yet possessed of an unmistakable late 80s/early 90s charm.
Hungry, Hungry Hipsters – Ray-Ban Leather Wayfarer£250, vanmildert.comThe perfect shades for culturally clued up residents of hip, rapidly-gentrifying neighbourhoods. Wayfarers are a bona fide classic, of course, but the twist here is that these ones are leather-clad. Guaranteed to get your some dirty looks as your stroll into that new pop-up vegan microbrewery.