Zombies don't exist. We feel we should stress this, because between the survival guides, zombie combat training and apocalypse knife kits you can buy, it's starting to get out of hand.
Still, if you want to guarantee your survival during the zombie apocalypse, you can now throw your money at OpticsPlanet, who have put together a Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations Kit – which will set you back a mere US$24,000 of your real, actual money.
The Z.E.R.O. kit packs in everything from Kevlar gloves for zombie-punching to night vision cameras for scoping out the undead – and even lab equipment so you can get busy searching for a cure to the zombie virus. Which, again, is not a real thing.
Okay, so with all this kit – including solar chargers, multi tools and hydration packs, you're sure to be kitted out for survival situations above and beyond the threat of the living dead.
Should you fancy a cheaper option, check out Stuff.tv's very own post-apocalyptic gadgets and zombie survival gadgets, while picking up some survival tips from our battle with the living dead at the Zombie Shopping Mall Experience. And remember, zombies aren't real – here are the 10 best zombie movies ever by way of proof.
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