Kill your productivity: Stuff's top 30 free browser games

20: Poppit

There is really no reason why this simple balloon-popping game should be so addictive. Bubble popping games have been a standard on smartphones for over a decade, with Snood probably the first big hit of the genre. Poppit is only a minor variation on that venerable theme. But if it ain’t broke…

Pop balloons, the larger the group the better. As the groups disappear the next row floats up to take their place. Plan ahead to build the biggest group. Realise that a whole hour has gone by. Classic.

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19: QWOP

The physics of walking on two legs is an astoundingly complex affair. Running is even worse - in essence it’s a barely-controlled fall. Because we’ve all forgotten when we learned how to do those things, we don’t think about the complexity of it all too much. QWOP brings it all back. 

This astoundingly frustrating game gives you control of a runner’s leg muscles using just four keys on your keyboard. You’ll no doubt be astounded to hear that they’re Q, W, O and P. The only objective is to not land on your bum. It’s practically impossible. Not a game you’ll return to again and again but certainly worth a look. 

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18: Little Alchemy

About the most ‘casual’ casual game you can imagine, Little Alchemy requires you to use lateral thinking to synthesize some 400 compounds by combining a few basic elements. This isn’t Breaking Bad we’re talking about. It’s a resolutely unscientific diversion that is at its best when played competitively. There isn’t an online multiplayer, but you don’t need one. Just emailing a pal and saying ‘have you made bacteria yet?’ is all you need.

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17: Pong

Pong, that venerable table-tennis simulator, was old news before Star Wars was released. And I’m not talking about any CGI-enhanced version here - I mean the original movie. And like that seminal space opera, Pong has no graphical filigrees or furbelows to distract you. This is gameplay at its most basic. 

There’s no reason why, some four decades after it first thrilled a generation of flared trouser wearers, Pong would still be playable. But it is. The basic rule-set that takes a second to grasp combines with the annoyingly competent computer opponent to make for an absorbing couple of minutes. And with browser games, that’s often the key.

We aren’t looking here at games that you’ll be playing for epic sessions that only end when you’re carried out of a Korean cybercafé on a stretcher. These are games that fill five minutes when you’re on hold with British Gas or waiting for an Apple keynote live-stream to start. And the brutally basic gameplay of Pong does that more effectively than a lot more ambitious properties.

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16: Runescape

As long as you have an absolutely limitless appetite for installing Java updates, Runescape is the MMORPG for you. The game does have a spiffy new HTML5 beta, enabling the game to access your machine’s hardware for 3D rendering - but that only works for users running Chrome under a recent build of Windows. For the rest of us, it’s a question of running endless Java updates until Runescape sees sense. It can be a testing experience. 

Once you’re in, you’re met with a giant troll invasion which you need to help repel. It’s standard ‘click on thing, select option from mini-menu’ stuff. You won’t be confused. It all works perfectly well. 

There’s nothing especially innovative about either gameplay or setting, but the solo missions are sensibly paced, and there are enough hints on screen to prevent anyone from getting too lost. It’s an entertaining, accessible route to a fantasy version of the past where men were men and nobody had to worry about which version of Java they had installed.

But be careful. Before you know it, you'll be mining and selling coal for eight hours a day just so you can reach level 60 and access the fancy private mine which is free from lesser lower-level peasants. You have been warned.

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Comments

If you like text based RPGs - mafia style clan wars, you should check out TORN.

This game is really addicting and fun also works on mobile devices.

This game is totally free, although there is  Donator Packs if you want for extra features.

To sign up click/copy this link into your browser then click register at the top of the page.

www.torn.com/1807409

I will help anyone who signs up using this link with in game money/weapons/armour/properties.

 

I welcome every new player.

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Kobox Web Game Online, Kobox is a free multiplayer web game in which takes the role of a boxer who aspires to be the world´s number one.http://en.kobox.org/

I think a good one to add to the list is galaxy online 2.Playerzine discussed it a bit I think.I like neuronball too though Wink http://playerzine.com

I would suggest including Neuronball in the list:

http://www.neuronball.com

Fun and veeeeery addictive game.

@Lvl20Wizard it's great indeed. there's also a similar game named e-sim. it's also fun to play. Here is my ref link http://primera.e-sim.org/lan.21054/

hope you enjoy

Great game I've been playing is eRepublik: http://goo.gl/qZ4rxE

PM me ingame if you need help.

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