See that? That's a V12-inspired coffee machine, and there's no need for us to ask you if you want one.
Because of course, you do.
The seductively-named Espresso Veloce Serie Titanio V12 is a half-scale engine block and is forged from the very same materials used to create the real deal – namely titanium, stainless steel and aluminium.
Little details like the dyed cylinder tips will get petrol heads' heart's racing more than the caffeine-laced cups of coffee that they'll consume from it, and it'll be the pride and joy of any kitchen that it graces.
If space is an issue then you'll be glad to hear that there are also some V10 and V8 versions in the pipeline, which will mercifully be a little more 'affordable'.
More after the break...
We say 'affordable', because the V12 model alone is £9,000 and limited to a run of 500 units, so we still expect its smaller brothers to slice a large chunk out of our bank accounts.
Time to scour the couch cushions for some spare change....