There is nothing about the Samsung S9's spec sheet that isn't ridiculous.
85in screen? Check. 4K UHD resolution? Check. £35,000 price tag? Check. Insane gadget lust? You bet. Looks like the Toshiba 9 series has some competition.
Available today from Selfridges in bond Street and Birmingham, it's ready for your gold-plated crane to heave it out of the revolving front doors. Though they'll probably have to be removed (at an extra charge).