Philips releases the Man Iron

Finally, a testosterone-fuelled decreaser, just for blokes

It’s the 21st century, and men have long since dropped wooden clubs and spears for ironing boards and clothes lines. Philips has decided to ease the less domesticated of us in to the art of flattening cloth by offering this sleek sports-car inspired iron. With 2400W, a scratchproof soleplate and advanced steam technology, this near-indestructible iron should meet the requirements of any man stuck out there in the urban jungle. Hit up your local Argos, Comet or Currys and be prepared to part with £60 for freshly ironed, crisp shirts.

 

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