There is nothing about the Samsung S9's spec sheet that isn't ridiculous.
85in screen? Check. 4K UHD resolution? Check. £35,000 price tag? Check. Insane gadget lust? You bet. Looks like the Toshiba 9 series has some competition.
Available today from Selfridges in bond Street and Birmingham, it's ready for your gold-plated crane to heave it out of the revolving front doors. Though they'll probably have to be removed (at an extra charge).
Samsung squeezes all its camera knowhow into the tiny NX500