iPhone 3G caption competition
As the world has a collective sit down and cup of tea post iPhone 3G launch hysteria, it’s time for some quiet reflection.
We all know that Jobbsy is the ultimate showman – lulling us into a collective coma yesterday with news of medical apps and a new OS before announcing the iPhone 3G, but what was going on underneath that bulging cranium?
Was he calculating his future earnings? Wondering about the Euro 2008 scores? Worrying about his poloneck choice? Insert your own witty captions below people…
Comments
The Bear
4 years ago
So how many folk did pay £300 for the privelage of beta testing our iPhone I wonder?
The_Corporal
4 years ago
Go on Dunmore, mention the damn camera, I dare ya, I'll kick your limey butt all the way back to England myself!
Pascalll
4 years ago
Damn I need the loo, again.
Technomaige
4 years ago
You've done it again Jobsy! Had them eating out of the palm of your hand, mwhahahaaa
truebigjimmy
4 years ago
Why can't these people leave so I can play more SuperMonkey Ball??? Damn You!!
detroitred1965
4 years ago
Damn I am stupid! I do all this work for $1 a year in at company that I set up.
dawsona90
4 years ago
So! This year we go 3G.Then in six months we improve the camera, then----
BmxJoe
4 years ago
The Revolution is Coming! Soon i will rule all!! The world... She is Mine! Mwhahahahahahaaa.
sexiespider
4 years ago
Please don't call my bluff... Just waiting... waiting... Once I get another 6 million onto the iPhone 3G, I will create some iPhone Keypad or iPhone 5 megapixel camera or whatever... Just don't call my bluff yet...
jte2
4 years ago
my say is " god im sick of soudning evrything with the prefix of "i" ."
sexiespider
4 years ago
I don't like taking pictures. If I don't want to, you won't get to. So NO 5 megapixel camera. And no, no MMS. Dream on, til I get a facelift.
sexiespider
4 years ago
What should I call the next iPhone name after iPhone 3G? iPhone TV?
Lynch
4 years ago
"Jeez, I wish that stupid thought bubble would turn either black, or aluminium . White seems so last year...also...did we just release ANOTHER white product? ... dam.... we should pay those design monkeys more peanuts...."
Jaayy
4 years ago
Next invention, iElectric Lawnmower, wait... don't tell them yet
detroitred1965
4 years ago
Why the hell did we show the our Top Secret Underground bunker in that advert, now everyones gonna break in!
JoshJohnson
4 years ago
"Im watching you Dunmore"
stuffforbrains
4 years ago
ithink therefore I am
adebond
4 years ago
"& for my next cutting edge technological breakthrough product.....the iCombustion Engine!!! But it's in white so everyone will want one."
garythelegend
4 years ago
Oh my god, we did remember to out multiple texts in this one didn't we!!!
tom_8025
4 years ago
"please can microsoft make a zunephone so i have another company to ridicule for not been as good as mine"
PS3-man-u
4 years ago
Damned glasses. So freakin' thick. Can't properly focus in on that handsome chap there. Hey, Ivesy, get that guy's name. *Ivesy comes back*. "Its Tom Dunmore, Editor in chief of Stuff magazine." Mmmmm, take him for iQuestioning in the iDungeon.
matt stephens
4 years ago
so where's old gatesy.. i use my iPhone 3G to find him. . What this?! It says his in our Design room? what a B***ard!!
matt stephens
4 years ago
wonder where ol gatesy is.. maybe his regretting the Zune. . i no, i use the GPS on my iPhone 2 find him. . Whats this??!! It says his in our top secret design room?? WHAT A . .
quaidr
4 years ago
"And now to the new 3G iPh.....core look at the bristols on her in row 4.....doh they were right, it is every 7 seconds. Where is that script? Focus Jobsy focus!."
quaidr
4 years ago
Now we have finally released the 3G iPhone we can send a memo to the Stuff team to focus all their attention on removing that annoying moving advert that you can't quite click on, that seems to appear every time you change page on the stuff.tv website!
simonmcnamee
4 years ago
22 countries in July.... WORLD DOMINATION BT THE END OF THE YEAR MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
simonmcnamee
4 years ago
22 countries in July.... WORLD DOMINATION BY THE END OF THE YEAR MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
quaidr
4 years ago
If I talk about the new apps any longer it won't just be me counting these sheep!
Alanp3
4 years ago
iThink, therefore iAm...... rich!
Alanp3
4 years ago
I must get an iTest because I'm seeing that white cloud again!
reaney
4 years ago
hmmmmmm, i wonder if i should hire a shepard for all my I-sheep
sexiespider
4 years ago
What? You mean there is a camera on the iPhone? That explains!
sexiespider
4 years ago
Look, it's a 2 megapixel camera. We do not do videos on a 2 megapixel camera. Once we upgrade, it can do videos. If we upgrade.
sexiespider
4 years ago
I just want to change one thing at a time. Why won't you let me? I promise I will upgrade the camera! By 2020. And that's a promise.
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4 years ago
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alistairkb
4 years ago
Bill Gates is goin down....Apple is is on the rise and thers nothing he can do about it!!!!!!
alistairkb
4 years ago
look at the crowd, they are all staring at me .....HELP.....what am i supposed to do, hey whats this in my hand do i click and read whatever it says??????????HELP
alistairkb
4 years ago
god this is like the seven bllionth time ive rehearsed this without an audience and they wont even let me touch the new iphone 3G
Kevin Rhodes
4 years ago
Was it full fat or semi-skimmed milk I've got to get on the way home, why can't she just text me like everyone else...
lfcfootyfan
4 years ago
In another 6 months time i can release the evil flying imonkeys, then I can truly control the world.
Salah765
4 years ago
Next invention, iElectric Lawnmower, wait... don't tell them yet
jon0102
4 years ago
"If I stare at that speech bubble hard enough maybe I'll remember what it was I was doing..."
sjohnson23
3 years ago
iDunno
limp
3 years ago
i think i have *** myself
emilemac
2 years ago
At last. I Finally outdid Wozniak, now I am finally able to retire
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1 year ago
I think that not only my Iphone is associated with Steve Jobs. I heard that soon, the book about him Hotel in Firenze. I look forward to when it will be on sale.