Ultimate Setup – tennis

There aren’t any doctors here at Stuff Towers, but it doesn’t take a genius to predict an incoming pandemic of tennis fever. Here’s all the gear you need to ace your way to the top.

Lobster Elite Freedom ball machine
£950, activinstinct.com
This semi-affordable ball launcher is able to eject fuzzy yellow spheres up to 60mph directly towards your hapless body. Adjustable elevation, spin and direction settings, combined with a 1.5-hour battery life should ensure that you’re given a sufficiently lengthy and traumatising workout.