Next Big Thing – biodegradable shoes
Some scuba diver's had the webbed bit cut off his flippers
You buffoon. Firstly, they call them fins, not flippers, and these shoes have nothing to do with them. The OneMoment shoe is the friendly future of footwear.
No stitching for sweatshop kids to do?
Well, no, but I meant friendly to the environment. They're biodegradable. They're made of a plastic that only takes 6 months in the ground to become 80% composted.
Won't they disintegrate as I walk?
Of course not. But if they do start looking worse for wear, just bury them in your garden and splash out another €5 for a new pair.