5 of the best geek kitchen gadgets

Joseph Joseph Fruit Invaders Chopping Board

£16, urbanoutfitters.co.uk
Your banana is warming up, ammo fully stocked. The watermelon energy shields are up and running. In the distance you can hear the rumble of the green apple ships, the first wave of destruction. This is it. Your time to shine. Then you snap out of it and realise you're just chopping up some fruit salad. That was a brilliant daydream though, wasn't it?