500XL Earbud Speakers
For the Apple addict who has every device pumped out of Cupertino, try these speakers inspired by the white earbuds you get bundled with your iPods and iPhones. Because let's face it, gadgets are just cooler when they're way bigger than they're supposed to be.
If you can't find any paper and glue books, wrap these Portal bookends around a few e-readers or your internet radio – anything will do. Just keep them out of the kitchen if there's any cake around.
Star Wars Darth Vader Baking Tray
Speaking of baked goods, this tray in the shape of Darth Vader's noggin will make sure the recipient never gets asked to sort out the dessert for the fancy Christmas supper ever again. Still makes us shudder.
Mathmos Bike Wheel Lights
Pac Man Cufflinks
Built-in mic, 1.3MP for video calls and a snapshot button – so far, so regular webcam. Then again, there's one dressed as Superman and you can move the Bubblehead limbs about. And the person on the other end of the business call will be none the wiser.
Snowball Launching Crossbow
Camera Lens Mug
What to get for photography fanatics when you can't afford a new lens or book of snaps? This mug comes complete with a lens cap for storing biscuits and is high on attention to Canon detail.