There’s a famous brand energy drink that is supposed to give you wings after a quick swig. Trouble is, wings are so 2004. What you want is to sparkle in rainbow and chrome destroying anything that even so much as touches you.
Just like Mario – literally everyone’s favourite under-the-thumb, block-bashing Italian plumber. The little man in red has found time between Princess Peach-rescuing to release an energy drink for us mortals.
Called Nintendo Super Mario Power Up Energy Drink, it comes in a mouth-watering Blue-Raspberry flavour secured in a nice metal tin. With a ring pull.
Luckily we will be able to taste it’s star-powered magic. UK-based international sweetie import shop CyberCandy is selling Mario’s tonic on its website and at its London and Brighton shops.
Next week: raccoon tale transplants… In a packet.
Nintendo Super Mario Power Up Energy Drink
On sale: Out Now