You had us at "supercharged snot power ups." In Gesundheit! you are a pig with allergies. Trying to ecape from monsters. Your only weapon? Sneezes. The hand drawn animation is refreshing and hay fever sufferers will love it.
Garmin StreetPilot Onboard UK & Ireland £44.99
This new satnav iPhone app from Garmin features traffic data, speed camera locations and its downloadable maps even work without signal. Find out more in our News Nugget.
Invite fellow five-a-side players to games without any mass emails with iFives. The app also lists other local football games in your area if you get fed up of your mediocre team-mates and pushes instant notifications when anyone dares to drop out.
If you like your apps topical, Debtonator – the US debt-crisis themed iPhone game – has been released with impressive speed. Click on the I Owe Us cards to turn them into money bags and stop the For Sale sign from dropping down on the White House lawn. Do we believe the claim that 14% of profits are going to the US Treasury? No.
4 Chord Songbook: Acoustic Hits £1.99
The more apps like 4 Chord Songbook come out, the more you realise the most popular artists of the last 50 years just got lucky stringing a few guitar chords together. Diagrams, photo and audio will teach you how to play over 25 classic pop-rock hits (and a Razorlight song).
Apple purges malware-infected apps from App Store