Don't be put off by the traditional soggy British weather – this barbecue boat should ensure that nothing short of a nuclear detonation will get between you and a perfectly cooked juicy burger.
Available from Hammacher Schlemmer for a mere US$50,000 (£32,000), this water-loving BBQ can reach a top speed of 2.5mph thanks to its 30W electric motor, with four rechargeable batteries able to fuel up to eight hours of eating and drinking shenanigans.
At the centre you'll find a 24in steel charcoal grill, surrounded by ten seats for you and your meat-loving chums. A 3.4m umbrella protects you and your flame-licked banquet from getting soaked, and hidden compartments beneath the seats should ensure that you'll never run out of meat or beer halfway through.
Now if you'll excuse us, we're off to sell all of our worldly possessions to obtain this modern marvel of a floating culinary fortress.
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