Robots are everywhere already: they’re making and sometimes driving our cars, hoovering people’s houses and raining fiery death from the sky.
It’s impressive and occasionally frightening stuff - but while robots can clearly do our drudgery, wage war for us and stuff us at chess, what about the more valuable, beautiful things humans value so much, or the things that require human empathy and experience to handle correctly? Could robots ever make beautiful music, stop a riot or make sweet, sweet love? Let’s find out.
Can robots make art?
e-David can: it’s a robot arm that’s been designed to paint, and unlike most robotic illustrators it’s capable of making its own creative decisions. It photographs what it’s going to paint and works out where it wants to put light and shade.
It’s still dependent on its programming, of course, but it’s impressive stuff - although we’re some way off from seeing robots create the kind of abstract and/or allegorical art that humans excel at. Don’t expect a digital Dali or pixel Picasso any time soon.
Can robots dance?
For no apparent reason the Chinese military has been making little robots that dance to Shakira’s Waka Waka. No, you’re not reading The Onion.
However, even the kindest observer would have to admit that while robots can dance, they haven’t exactly got the moves to beat humans: while it’s easy for us to do The Robot, it’s much harder for robots to do The Human.
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Can robots make beautiful music?
We don’t know about beautiful, but robots can definitely make music - and inevitably, someone’s programmed them to make metal. The din of heavy metal robot band Compressorhead isn’t typical, though: machines have been making ambient generative music, music that effectively writes itself based on programmed algorithms, for years. Electronica egghead Brian Eno is a big fan.
But robot music isn’t just about bleeps: in 2012, a string quintet made of robots didn’t just play music, but composed it too. With human musicians using more electronic trickery than ever before, not to mention the ever-present AutoTune and related tools that can turn even the most horrible honk into something tuneful, the line between human and robot music is getting awfully blurry.
Can robots play sport?
Let’s face it, the 2014 robot World Cup wasn’t quite as exciting as the real one, and KUKA’s robots need to team up to take on a single human table tennis player. But the real World Cup gave us an idea when Juliano Pinto, a paraplegic man, took the first kick courtesy of a robotic exoskeleton.
Imagine sports played by human athletes, supplemented with robot powers. How exciting would that be?