Scientifically accurate SpongeBob is in no way suitable for kids
The creators of SpongeBob Squarepants must not have done too well at science.
Because in reality, sea sponges are perhaps the most boring organisms that dwell under the waves, and horror of horrors, starfish are one of its common predators. Uh-huh, Patrick is a starfish. These are just a couple of true facts that you will find in ADHD’s reimagining of the well-loved SpongeBob theme song. Yes it’s true, reality sucks, but you have to admit it’s pretty funny. Besides, now you know why the Krusty Krab is well, crusty.
After this video, not only will the song be looping in your head for the rest of the day, you’ll never look at good old optimistic SpongeBob in the same way again. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.