Thankfully there's some honest to goodness hardware underneath the dark black and deep red sex pots' shells. Each one gets a 2.5in hard disk in hearty 120GB, 160GB, 250GB and 320GB portions.
They'll handle bog standard USB 2.0 hook up, but also speedier SATA II if your PC is so equipped, making them as fast as any internal drive.
No word on when they'll be out or how much they'll cost. We'll just have to be content with pinning their picture on the bedroom wall for now.
On sale: TBA