Stuff at 15: future tech predictions for the next 15 years

2025: Last over-the-air TV broadcast

The gigantic Netflix-LoveFilm conglomerate LoveFlix will achieve total victory over broadcast television by witnessing the last ever over-the-air broadcast.

The broadcast will be decided by public vote, and our calculations indicate that there is a 98.03% probability that the historic final broadcast will involve cat footage.

2026: SpaceX lands first private vehicle on moon

Elon Musk's space transport company will successfully land on the moon after gaining permission from the moon's new Google and NASA co-owners.

The spacecraft will receive a pat on the back, a gift certificate for the Google Play Store, and instructions to leave immediately or face laser incineration.

2027: Google under new management

Google sends out a press release introducing its new CEO Ken Sty to the world. 

There is no picture of Mr. Sty and his past remains a mystery, but all anyone cares about is his new  Android@Home initiative.

"A free Android for every home - never lift a finger again".

More after the break...

2028: Tech Nirvana

Android units are in every home, making people's lives much easier. Cooking, cleaning, pest control - no job is too menial.

Ken Sty announces the release of a patch which turns the LED eyes of the Androids a 'loveable red'.

2029: Terminate

Ken Sty is displeased with the ungratefulness of the Earth's population. His initiative to keep the population down has been met with displeasure.

He initiates Alpha protocol T-101 and sends a particularly special Android back to 1984 to attempt a  'reboot'.

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