2025: Last over-the-air TV broadcast
The gigantic Netflix-LoveFilm conglomerate LoveFlix will achieve total victory over broadcast television by witnessing the last ever over-the-air broadcast.
The broadcast will be decided by public vote, and our calculations indicate that there is a 98.03% probability that the historic final broadcast will involve cat footage.
2026: SpaceX lands first private vehicle on moon
Elon Musk's space transport company will successfully land on the moon after gaining permission from the moon's new Google and NASA co-owners.
The spacecraft will receive a pat on the back, a gift certificate for the Google Play Store, and instructions to leave immediately or face laser incineration.
2027: Google under new management
Google sends out a press release introducing its new CEO Ken Sty to the world.
There is no picture of Mr. Sty and his past remains a mystery, but all anyone cares about is his new Android@Home initiative.
"A free Android for every home - never lift a finger again".
More after the break...
2028: Tech Nirvana
Android units are in every home, making people's lives much easier. Cooking, cleaning, pest control - no job is too menial.
Ken Sty announces the release of a patch which turns the LED eyes of the Androids a 'loveable red'.
Ken Sty is displeased with the ungratefulness of the Earth's population. His initiative to keep the population down has been met with displeasure.
He initiates Alpha protocol T-101 and sends a particularly special Android back to 1984 to attempt a 'reboot'.
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